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Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.

"12 Days of Christmas," as sang by animals, enjoy. http://t.co/VYET1lkh!

Listen to San Diego native Leonard Patton’s interpretation of “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.” http://t.co/s8qHcVs4

Photo caption contest. GO! http://t.co/FsEs8H95

Happy birthday Frank Sinatra, and Robert Noyce, two greats from my two passions.

Unsuspecting person: “Hold on, give me a bit”
Programmer: “0”
Unsuspecting person: “huh?”
Programmer: “1”

Bash roulette: sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live”

RT @ZorkFox: It’s true. http://t.co/O4D8jeSf

To read more on interrobangs and sarcastrophes, check out this article. http://t.co/zuulMcrn

RT @briankoppelman: A 15 year old girl who is sick w/ cancer made a bucket list. She’d like to trend on Twitter to raise awareness. Give …